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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via burdened-with-glorious-love)

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

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(Source: mightyhealthyquest, via adventuresofjimmyneutron)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

(via like-a-kiss-in-the-wonderland)

(Source: redliquish)

subtlyforyou:

Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

(via the-ever-tangled-elizabeta)

“Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.” — Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine (via brivid)

(Source: goldveil, via playingfootballwithjensen)

Anonymous asked: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

(Source: inthelifeofa, via dysfunctional-homosexual)

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(via ser-bran-stark)

thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

(via nataliedormerforpresident)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via hipstervargas)

sizvideos:

Video

(via the-chief-mooseketeer)

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

(Source: deanwincherter, via the-chief-mooseketeer)

frankenbolt:

ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

But Also:

(via travelsizedmanoncampus)