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audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

(Source: how-ood, via intothemistbeyond)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

(via funtime-phantom)

kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

(via the-fandoms-are-cool)

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

(via shadowhunterclary)

(Source: orangeskins, via gundamdick)

“Your eyes, your lips, your mouth, your thighs, your back, you drive me wild” — Ed Sheeran, “Shirtsleeves” (via sheeriosnotcheerios)

(via ekschwartz)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via cumberkruemel)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via jesusinlingerie)

flowergirlrobichiko:

izayas-dick:

terrabellum:

 sekra:

The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.

Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.

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oMG

it is canon

(via drbennedict)

mondegreener:

on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World War II?” and i put “at least 12” and my teacher marked it correct

(via improbablenormality)

givingaway:

A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT

(via being-a-badass)

micdotcom:

The crisis in Gaza is leading to anti-Semitic attacks on Jews worldwide

Molotov cocktails and mobs at synagogues. Assaults on city streets. Leaflets left on car windshields promising violence. Public hate speech and calls for eradication. Governments holding houses of worship hostage.

It’s not paranoia or exaggeration: Jews around the world are facing attacks as the crisis escalates in Gaza, where rocket fires, bombings, an Israeli ground invasion and hundreds of civilians deaths are daily realities. But the 17-year-old teenager who was assaulted and pepper-sprayed in Paris had nothing to do with that. She’s not an isolated case. This is what happens when some view diaspora Jews as an acceptable proxy for the Israeli state. 

No matter what your position is on the conflict, nothing justifies targeting people uninvolved in the fighting. To vent frustration about Israel on Jews, no matter where they live, conflates the two in dangerous ways.

To criticize Israel is one thing, and plenty of Jews there and abroad do that themselves; it’s another thing entirely to do so using anti-Semitic language and imagery, when that kind of speech has led to such terrible tragedies in the past. To no one’s credit, times of heightened tensions in the Middle East usually mean a huge uptick in expressions of anti-Semitism, written, verbal and physical.

From France to Turkey to the U.S. 

(via merlintookmylife)

supermortalwhopotterlock:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

bothersomebrony:

bonkalore:

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So… this started with just a thought I had of reminiscing of how fun The Magic School Bus was as a kid… than I was thinking of how she even would get those frickin’ kids on field trips all the time… and then I remembered Whitest Kids U’ Know….

It all went downhill from there.

This is what this is: [link] (Srsly… you NEED to hear it to make it as funny as it is…)

(This is actually pretty old now but I thought that tumblr might enjoy it as well so I went and cut it up to fit on tumblr as well as uncensored cuz fuck that shit this ain’t DA)

Here’s the original Deviant post though.

The face she makes in the last one xD

o h my god

I’m laughing because Ohio

(via deanwankchester)

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

(via raggedymans)

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadian’s are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

(via deanwankchester)