team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched
some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
"Do what you must, for I have already won."
pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole
he knew six
Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]
I could totally be okay with this.
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho